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12 Hilarious Reasons Single Women Should Try Speed Dating: SPEED DEMONS


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Speed Dating: By L J Louis

Hello ladies! Picture this: It's Friday night. You're home, dressed in your comfies, indulging in a Netflix marathon when the dreaded beast known as "singlehood" reminds you of your unattended dating life. But fear not! Speed dating could be the answer to your solo woes. It's fun, it's fast, and it's got a surprise in every seat. I experienced these speed demons only last week when I dressed to impress, only to be sat across from a 48-year-old civil servant wearing worn to shreds t-shirt and dirty sneakers, who thought it was a good idea to show up with his work badge around his head to make sure we all got his name right, 'Samual Harrison'. (name changed)How hard could it be to remember 'Samual'? Trust me, that wasn't the only weird turn of the evening. That's part two of Speed Demons. So, let's dive into the 12 hilarious reasons why single women should try speed dating! But compelling.


1. Speedy Gonzales was onto Something

Who said love cannot be timed? Fast and efficient, speed dating is the perfect solution for the woman on the go. Spend less time swiping and more time sipping wine and knowing potential partners! Speed dating allows you to meet 10-15 potential partners relatively quickly, less time-consuming than traditional dating methods. And one or two bottles of wine to help you through it.


2. Five-Minute Impressions:

You've got 5 minutes to make an impression. People often form impressions within the first few minutes of meeting someone. Speed dating takes advantage of this by enabling immediate evaluations of chemistry and connection. The good news is that you only have to endure the boring chatterboxes for 300 seconds. How's that for motivation?


3. Variety is the Spice of Life:

You meet a diverse group of people you might not usually encounter daily. Instead of spending the evening with one potential disappointment, you get a dozen tiny dates. It's like a romantic "pick and mix"! Where would I meet Samuel Harrison between work at a law firm and home to write for you?


4. Workout for the Face:

Speed dating is a face-exercise goldmine. In just one evening, your cheeks get a fantastic workout from all that smiling, laughing, and occasional grimacing.


5. Perfect Your Sales Pitch:

It's the ideal venue to sell 'Brand You'. Develop your 5-minute elevator pitch; you might attract investors interested in long-term... companionship! It's a great way to practice dating and conversation skills when you meet the one.


6. Unveil Your Psychic Powers:

You'll develop a sixth sense for ticking off the 'no-gos'. Late for the date, sweaty palms, all-about-me talkers... This is your chance to be a dating wizard!


7. Impulse Shopping:

You can gauge someone's interests and chemistry with you right away. Is he Roger Federer in disguise, or just a Joe who loves Federer too much? Do you share a common love for pizzas topped with pineapple? There's no time for overthinking, just pure gut instinct decisions!


8. Story Generator:

Best case scenario - you find love. Worst case - you come home with many hilarious anecdotes to share at your next girls' night. My girls now want to meet Samual Harrison.


9. Wardrobe Wonders:

Can't pick an outfit? With 12 mini-dates, you can showcase your entire wardrobe in a single evening! Just sneak off for a quick change between each bell.


10. Free Therapy:

Brush off those public speaking jitters. It's like a debating society but with the advantage of love on the line. Free exposure therapy! Everyone attending the event is there for the same reason, which can make the interactions less stressful.


11. NASDATING Stock Exchange:

Trade data about Steve, work-a-holic, hipster Billy and vegan Vince. By the night's end, your girls and you will have enough data to open your own NASDATING Stock Exchange! I used my speed dating to discover the most valuable lessons the men learned in life that I can implement. The winner was 'consistency'. FYI, the age group was 45-65, more like 55-75.


12. Because, Why Not?

Finally, and most importantly, speed dating is guaranteed fun. It's better than sitting at home stalking exes on social media, right? Speed dating can simply be a fun way to fill an evening. You never know who you might meet, which can add a sense of excitement and novelty to the experience. I have two good friends I met through speed dating over the years.


So there you have it! If the rapid descent into singledom has you cowering, strap on those running shoes and race to the nearest speed dating event. It's like the dating Olympics: fast, fun, and you may bring home the gold! Be safe, be enticing, and most of all, be ready to pounce!


Author: L J Louis, an aspiring international trade lawyer, writer, foodie, mother, and legally single with a double-major degree in psychology and criminology and a Bachelor of Law(Hons LLB) degree from a top Russell Group University in England and Wales.





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