Apr 302 min read

Who Got Meghan Markle Jam?

Okay, let’s face it, in the world of celebrity businesses, Meghan Markle has stirred the pot quite literally with her newest venture, American Riviera Orchard. Now, before you rush to your nearest grocery store, let's clarify: Meghan hasn't officially launched any products. So, what's causing such a stir, you ask? Jam. Yes, you read that right. Meghan Markle's homemade jam is jamming up the British press traffic, and it's both hilarious and slightly bizarre. Why Meghan Markle’s Jam Jamming Up The UK’s Press Traffic & Guessing Game of Who Got Meghan Markle Jam?

Meghan, perhaps taking a leaf out of her many powerful celebrity friends like Oprah and Beyonce's book 'How to Keep Things Exclusive,' has made only 50 jars of this mysterious concoction. Rather than selling them, she's been sending these artisanal delights to her celebrity friends. And, as celebrity protocol dictates, these friends have taken to social media to shout out about Meghan's jam. The result? A jam frenzy.

Now, the British press, never one to miss out on a Meghan Markle-related stories frenzy, has found itself in a sticky situation. Between Brexit and Boris, it's now jams that are taking up prime real estate on the front pages. Headlines scream about the jam's whereabouts, its taste, and which celebrity got their hands on the latest jar. It's a jam coverage overload, and frankly, it's reaching levels of absurdity that even Monty Python would struggle to concoct.

But here's the kicker: it's working wonders for Meghan's brand. Without selling a single jar, without even having a product line to speak of, Meghan Markle has managed to create a buzz that most marketing teams only dream of. It’s a classic case of 'less is more.' By creating an air of exclusivity and leveraging her star-studded contacts, Meghan has made her jam the most talked-about preserve since Paddington Bear professed his love for marmalade.

What's in Meghan's jam, you might ask? The contents remain a closely guarded secret, akin to the Colonel's 11 herbs and spices. Rumour has it that each jar contains a blend of fruits, spices, and a sprinkling of royal mystique – a recipe for success or, at the very least, media attention.

As the British press continues to spread the news of Meghan's spread, one thing is clear: in the world of celebrity business ventures, Meghan Markle has proven she knows how to cause a jam with just a jam. And as for the rest of us, we're left wondering: to toast or not to toast, and what exactly are we spreading?

Who Got Meghan Markle Jam?

Here is a comprehensive list of Meghan Markle's Jam recipients as of today's date. Check back for the latest update.